6-6-2006

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What is com miniclip the point of com miniclip com miniclip nation rushing round for com miniclip six weeks in a bad mood preparing for com miniclip utterly pointless Taste-of-Others exam which entire nation then fails and com miniclip gets stuck with hideous unwanted merchandise as fallout? If gifts and com miniclip cards were completely eradicated, then Christmas as pagan-style twinkly festival to com miniclip distract from lengthy winter gloom would be com miniclip lovely. But if government, religious bodies, parents, tradition, etc., insist on Christmas Gift Tax to com miniclip ruin everything why not make it that everyone must go out com miniclip com miniclip spend ?500 on themselves then distribute the items among their relatives and com miniclip friends to com miniclip wrap up and com miniclip give to com miniclip them instead of com miniclip this psychic-failure torment? 9:45 a.m. Just had Mum on the phone. 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25-9-2006

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17-3-2006

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